Guy One and Guy Two are sitting at the bar of the Rainbow Room, 76 stories above Rockefeller Center in NYC. Guy One quaffs down five beers, walks to the balcony and jumps off. Guy Two is horrified, but 5 minutes later, Guy One steps out of the elevator, unharmed, and drinks five more beers. Then he steps over the balcony again, and five minutes later, steps out of the elevator unharmed. Then he drinks another five beers and does it again.

Guy Two leans over and asks how he did it. "Easy," says Guy One. "The carbonation in beers makes millions of gas bubbles that buoy you on the way down. Real soft landing." Guy Two decides to try it. He orders five beers, drinks them, steps off the balcony and...SPLAT!

Bartender turns to Guy One and says, "You know, you can be a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman."