I have no idea why but whenever I read this thread's title, I crack up. I'm reminded of that episode of The Office where Michael Scott plays one of his numerous personnas, "Prison Mike" and basically makes up shit and tells the guys at the office how bad prison is and how lucky they have it there at the office compared to a prison.
-I shot him a coupla' times. -What's a couple? -Hmm, more than a couple... Really I don't know the exact amount, maybe I shot him 10 times, 12 times? -Maybe fifteen? -Hmm, it could've been fifteen...
