Between invoking the "pizza connection" and making sure we knew that his shirt read "Italia" on the back, its hard to know what, if any, part of this article to take seriously. Also, it wouldn't surprise me at all if Federici had as little to do with these mouth-breathing mutts as possible. Maybe they were sampling too much of their product, and it made them stupid and sloppy. It felt like you were reading about a bunch of reckless teenagers selling drugs in Boise, Idaho or something