I've been with my husband for over 20 years. You would think by now he would listen to my directions on going somewhere. But nope he thinks I'm like most women who can't find their way out of a bathroom stall. So he doesn't listen to me. He had to make two U-turns and then drove in a circle around the parking lot to park in the exact same space I pointed out in the first place I just smiled my sweet smile when he looked at me. In my mind though I was thinking of a million other not so nice things to say

And this is only his second day of vacation...I just bought a few bottles of wine to get through the rest of the week