I remember there were threads where we combined gangsters from different times and families to form a hypothetical "strongest", "most violent", "least violent" etc family, who would have been its members. While maybe rather naive, I have been thinking about making a chart of a hypothetical family which would be the least violent and especially funniest, not to be taken seriously. However, it's difficult to find gangsters in any way "likeable", I chose only 5 (I will explain below why I chose them). However, a boss with underboss and consigliere and 2 capos aren't enough: no soldiers, no associates. Maybe anyone has suggestions whom to put on the chart? The gangster has either be funny, relatively inoffensive, stupid or inept: to sum it up, the most far possible from the concept of "evil criminal mastermind". So I put this up:


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The reasons of the choice:

1) Ciro Terranova: I just can't take this guy seriously or as a "bad guy" character after watching the "Artichoke king" episode of the 1959-1962 series "The Untouchables". There, he is just a fat funny man continuously abused by underlings who never can get out of trouble with both them and the law enforcement. He is constantly pushed around, and if tries to react, gets himself into more trouble.

2) Carlo Caputo: no mafia wars on his turf, the only noticeable thing about him is having served 1 month for tax evasion.

3) Harry Riccobene: He is Santa Claus (at least physically appears to be him), and killed only to defend himself (Frank Monte and the attempt on Salvatore Testa).

4) Jimmy Fratianno: I included him just because he look inoffenisve and argued about Sinatra disrespecting him in a funny way in the documentary series "Crime Inc"

5) Willie Marfeo: not a gangster, but a bookmaker, an extremely stupid man but with BIG balls: told Patriarca to shit in his hat when asked to pay protection money, slapped Henry Tameleo and after that continued to walk around like a king who got immunity from bullets.

Last edited by Dwalin2011; 03/10/15 01:07 PM.

Willie Marfeo to Henry Tameleo:

1) "You people want a loaf of bread and you throw the crumbs back. Well, fuck you. I ain't closing down."

2) "Get out of here, old man. Go tell Raymond to go shit in his hat. We're not giving you anything."