I found a Portillo's in Buena Park. I ordered two Italian beef sandwiches with hot peppers, dipped in gravy.

I'm a happy camper.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis