A. Okay, you don't like Mother Teresa, sounds like you're the one who's a few conversations from hating people.

B. I have them on ebooks. Right now I can find "God Is Not Great" and "The Portable Atheist" by Hitchens and "The God Delusion" by Dawkins. I'm sure I have more, but that's what's currently coming up when I do a search on my hard drive. So what do you want to know?

C. Anybody can dismiss it. It's a stupid, silly analogy.

D. It's only valid if helping others means anything.