New special at McDonald's. Fifty McNuggets for $9.99.

I don't eat that crap but I go into the Throggs Neck McDonald's for their coffee just about every day. There isn't a better fast food cup of coffee out there, never mind the fact that it's only a buck, no matter what size you want.

Anyway, I'm in there buying coffee yesterday, and a behemoth of a woman orders the fifty McNuggets for $9.99, and then asks if it comes with fries. True story. Can you imagine the balls?