A: Nicky to female dealer after gambling away $10,000 in which he wasn't even allowed to be in the casino.

Q: and while the kids play cardboard pirates, mommy and daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college funds on the poker slots.


Hey there buddy, What’s Up? Patricia told us you were coming. My name is Luke and I’m team hoarden all the way. I ain’t no bad hombre. Everybody’s gonna tell you I got a big mouth though. I spoil the endings to movies. -Dennis from GLASS

Hey, can we keep it under 60? I’m still trying to pay for all this dental work. -Simon from TRUE LIES