Because we are in severe debt to China, which usually sides with North Korea on diplomatic issues. Can't just run to the far east and throw our weight around. Russia will also back China and North Korea if it comes down to it so that's already a 3-1 disadvantage.

Unfortunately that's their back yard, we would be the visitors there.


"What are you cacklin' hens cluckin' about?!?!"

"Is that him?!? With the sombrero on?!?"