Originally Posted By: Footreads
I think just before Chrismas I was apx 6 yrs old. They had a grab bag in school. Some stupid relative of mine said good things come in small packages.

So I grabbed a small package in it was a pair of used socks.

Now it is always better things come in giant packages. Also never steal anything small.

Oh, thank God. When I saw that you posted in this thread, I thought it was going to be about finding Santa Claus dead under the tree.

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