"Hey, Joey. I just wanted to say I'm a big fan of yours. Fuck the feds. You the man Joey! The veal parmigiana was fuckin' fan-tastic by the way."

"Thanks. That'll be $104."

"But the menu said $52."

"You ordered a water too."

"But it was tap water...."

"Just gimme the money or they (motions to doormen) will break your legs."

"Can I at least get an autograph too?"

"No."

I invoke my right under the 5th amendment of the United States constitution and decline to answer the question.