Well, I know I can count on you. Even if you are a Bronx transplant. But at least you're not from Ohio .

And you don't call, you don't write, what the Hell? I was thinking of you the other day because Joey DeGuardia's old gym in Morris Park came up. I know you can't crack an egg, but I can still get you into the ring with a wiry little Mexican guy if you want. 115 pounds. But those little buggers can sting .

All kidding aside, good to see you back, buddy .