Have a Great thanksgiving and please take human bites not those crazed animal bites that we like to take when we are eating food that we love.

Also have a very Merry Christmas I know we cant say that anymore but I will any way.

For all you Italians out there it is okay to open up your pants while sitting at the table to make more room for food. But please make very sure the horse does not come out of the stable because that is not alright

Also to all you Turkeys all over the United States that are demonstrating tonight enjoy your food relax, and put on warm clothes before you go out and steal and destroy things have a good time. Please bring me back a TV.