Best line I ever dropped to a drop dead GORGEOUS Albanian girl who was dressed so sexy with her huge curves hanging out I saw sitting, having her coffee on 45th between 5th and AofA...

Note:(I've never in my entire life seen an Albanian restaurant, let alone even heard of any kind of Albanian dishes)

"Can you please take me to an Albanian restaurant uptown in the Bronx (we were chatting and she had told me she lived in the Bronx), and by an Albanian restaurant I don't mean a pizzeria by your house that's owned by Albanians?"

She was dying laughing, even they think its ridiculous..

In the end, we chatted a little bit via text, but to be honest I am absolutely terrified of Albanian women (she was telling me she was still married but separated to another Albanian guy) and she was older than me and had a 10 year old kid to boot so we never ended up hanging out, there's my sad and pathetic Albanian broad experience!