Today is my wife's day to complain about everything. The kids never come over. We are not seeing enough of our Grand children.

Me I say when she says the kids never come over I say good who wants to see them their boring people. My son throws a bachelor party with strippers for one of his friends. I know his friend since he was a little kid. I was a soccer friend with his father before he kicked off. He does not invite me to the party. That pissed me off they have been over my house for dinner barbques. We talk about everything with his friends soccer everything.

My son did not think I wanted to go. I told him you know how long it's been since I had a lap dance. I tell him way over a month.