Hey get this I went to the dentist three days ago. I did not feel anything but Yestarday I had a black eye. I did not even notice it. I like to wear sun glasses even in the house. I have been doing that for over 60 years

Any way my wife notices it. My wife got me away from being a total street guy to appreciate the other things in life like the arts.

But I think I had an influence on her as well

She actually tells me to go back to that dentist and punch him in the face for giving me the black eye that does not even hurt.

So I tell her ok but I won't do it I will get some gang bangers to do it for me.