I was secretly glad when one of the bottles she opened for us spilled all over her
That always happens if you don't know how to open them. You have to just barely pinch the cap open and let a little bit of air out at a time. If you just pop it open willy-nilly it will explode all over you.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
