A man is sitting at the bar, despondent that his wife left him. As he's drinking, he sees an attractive woman at the end of the bar, equally depressed.

He strikes up a conversation with the woman to find out what is wrong.

"My boyfriend left me because he thought I was too kinky," she says.

"Well, that's odd. My wife just left me because she thought I was too kinky," he says.

As they drink their drinks, the woman figures what the hell.

"We seem to have a mutual interest, and we're both consenting adults. Why don't you come back to my place to have a little fun?"

They go to her house, and she excuses herself to change into something a little more comfortable. She comes back into the living room, dressed in a PVC dress, whip and cuffs in hand with platform boots, and the man is putting his jacket on getting ready to leave.

"Wait! Didn't you want to have some kinky fun?," she asks.

"I did. I fucked your dog, I shit in your purse. I'm outta here."