Jews and Italians are the same - except Italians have better food.
WAY better, in general... but Italian gets pretty boring and redundant after a while!
...then again, how much corned beef and pastrami can one eat?
A lot! ...but still.
Kasha varnishkes -- not offensive, but boring.
Kishka -- not boring, yet offensive! lol
But to be honest, I'm sick and tired of Italian red sauce (it's not "gravy" you fakes, unless it's an all-day stew type thing!) after all these years... I'd much prefer a quick pan sauce of wine/butter/garlic or something that actually is made right there.
Then again... what the fuck beats a bagel or bialy with lox?? (bagel with cream cheese, but bialy with butter - that's how I roll)
...or Matzah brei with a sprinkle of sugar?
Food is good, and good food is better. Doesn't matter where it comes from!