Keep in mind, each one of these crazy Florida stories has a link to back it up. This shit will keep you laughing for days. God, I love Florida:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-101-most-insane-things-that-have-ever-happened-in-florid#2lhqrjs

"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.