I saw the Roast infomercial a few months ago and it was hilarious. So many great lines, digs, slams one after another. I was cracking up thru the whole thing. I really forgot how funny they were.
TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK