USC safety and team captain, Josh Shaw has been suspended indefinitely by the team because he admitted lying to the coach when he claimed that he had sprained his ankles when he had jumped from a second floor balcony, and crawled into a swimming pool to save the life of his drowning nephew.

It's been revealed that what actually happened was that he was pushed off the balcony by the ghost of Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend.

Because this is USC, you can expect the suspension to last until such time that his ankles heal and he is able to play football again.