*Goes up to librarian*

Excuse me, miss. Would you happen to know a contact number for the boss of the Southwestern chapter of the Michigan Mafia?

Why yes, sir. Mr. Butch "Moose Knuckles" Musso can be contacted at *redacted*

Just leave a message with his receptionist.

I invoke my right under the 5th amendment of the United States constitution and decline to answer the question.