What is this thing you Americans call? I believe it is made from the lard of pigs. Soap?! What is this soap? What is this crazy thing?

In my country, we get one shower a year as Christmas present. We wash ourselves in cow urine and mud.

Soap? You crazy Americans. Rest of world laugh at you.

I invoke my right under the 5th amendment of the United States constitution and decline to answer the question.