Homely nurse leaves patient's hospital room, laughing. "What's so funny?" asks pretty nurse. "I was shaving that guy's groin for his hernia operation," she replies. "He's got this little pecker--and he's proud of it. Even has a tattoo on his dong that says TINY."

"I gotta see that for myself," says the pretty nurse. "Go ahead," says the homely nurse. "I only shaved half his groin."

The pretty nurse goes in, comes out 15 minutes later. "That tattoo doesn't say TINY--it says TICONDEROGA NY."