A senior citizen drove his brand new Porsche to 100 Miles/hr. Looking in his rear view mirror, he spotted a police car right behind him. He accelerated to 140 Miles/hr then 150... then 170....Suddenly he thought, I am too old for this shit. So, he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him and looked at his watch and said: "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and am taking off for the weekend.. If you can give me a reason that I have never heard before for why you were speeding, I'll let you go."
The man looked very seriously at the officer and replied: "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."
The cop left saying: "Have a good day. Sir!" lol


TIS

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