Q: "The only time I was at Tangiers was when I had dinner with Barney Greenstein"

A: the senator to Ace at hearing

Wait now, who's turn is it?


Hey there buddy, What’s Up? Patricia told us you were coming. My name is Luke and I’m team hoarden all the way. I ain’t no bad hombre. Everybody’s gonna tell you I got a big mouth though. I spoil the endings to movies. -Dennis from GLASS

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