Ally Boy Barese wasn't the sharpest tool. Most of what he had to say was aped from the person who said it just before.

Or Noah Tenenbaum, who thought he was smart, but:

- Couldn't write with a nutcase blonde in the room
- Offered to punch the boss of North Jersey's lights out

That's a special kind of stupid.

I also would nominate Johnny Cakes, who:

- Couldn't hear a fat, waddling guy pack up and leave in the middle of the night
- Couldn't take two seconds during the night and sneak a peek at Vito's wallet to realize he's not a guy named Vince from Scottsdale.