There are so many Curb/Seinfeld ways for me to respond that I'm frozen with indecision.
No you're not. You and Jerry are jealous of our love!
Ok here are several: That van's a rockin'. Don't go a knockin'. Did you have any pastrami in the room with you? Did you start during Schindler's List & the next thing you knew the war was over? Uncle Leo's having regular sex? That demeans the whole point.