They've been talking about the Second Avenue Subway line for my entire life. And they claim that they're finally building it. I see the workers all the time when I'm on the East Side. And I STILL don't believe it. And that's just the MTA.

Point is, when you factor in the Port Authority, and two governors who are as diametrically opposed as Ivy League and Cook County, well, you see where I'm going here wink .


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