A new Catholic priest was doing his first turn in the confession booth. A woman walked in and said she had been cheating on her husband. The priest was unsure of what to tell her, so he asked the nearest clergyman what the priest gives for adultery and he was told ten hail Mary's and 5 our father's. Next a man confessed to stealing a TV to buy drugs. Again the priest asked the man what the other priest gave for theft. He was told to give the same answer. Next a man came in to confess to having gay anal sex. The new priest was lost again so he looked for the clergyman. He couldn't find him this time, but there was an altar boy cleaning up after a church function. He asked the boy if he knew what the other priest gave for anal sex. The boy replied '20 bucks and a slice of pizza'