Reminds me of the two old fellows sitting on the bench talking

The one old Geezer says to the other "Oh what I wouldn't do to be able to take a good shit, I gotta a huge problem"

The other guy says "Me too I have a problem, like clockwork every morning at 6 oclock I piss like a bear in the woods and shit like a red goose"

The other guy says "why is that a problem?"

The other guy says "Because I don't wake up until 830!"