I just don't think Brad Pitt has the depth to pull off weighty scenes.

He's barely even believable doing a monologue in a perfume ad.

Don't get me wrong. I like him in Seven and Fight Club but it's not because of his acting. It's because he is/was a cool guy; at least before Angelina Jolie got her hands on him.

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