"Again, police reports state he admitted to "listening to the engine idle and masturbating."

sick Very sexy, I guess...half the drivers in California would be, uh, self-gratifying in traffic jams...

Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.