Here is a hypothetical situation I was wondering about:
They say that you must be Italian on your father's side. So, my father was born in the United States. My grandpa was also born in the United States. My great-grandpa was born in Naples, Italy.
My great-grandpa emigrated from Italy to the US and married a Polish woman. They had a son (my grandpa). Then, my Grandpa married a French woman. They had a son (my father). My father married a Chinese woman. They had me. Am I eligible for the mafia?
Do you have Asian eyes?
I swear on my kids that's an honest question, and I'm not being racist. Because these guys aren't exactly bastions of liberalism.
Ask yourself this: If a guy's Dad is Italian but his Mom is Black, and he has his Mom's complexion, would they make him?
Not in a million years.
