Here are a few to get it started:
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to begin with?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Seen and Heard on 95 in South Florida: 30 something lady driving a Toyota Prius with a Pro Life License Plate 80 miles an hour with her knees while putting on her make up, talking on the phone and smoking a cigarette while her 2 year old daughter jumps up and down in the front seat to Kiss's Rock and Roll All Night.
