I had two dogs over my house today. They are both a lot alike they never Bark. You can trust them not to bark. One was cookie and one was olive.

I had a dog a beagle his name was Ralph or was rulf. He was always barking. One day I took it to the ASPCA made a donation and told them to put him to sleep to stop his fucking barking. After that he became a good dog who I could trust not to bark.


only the unloved hate