I've become an expert on master thieves. Art. Jewels. Artifacts. And the methods they used. It's been an obsession for 7 years. And I about tired of it just being an interest. Instead of a lifestyle.

I think you need a new hobby. Personally i play the guitar, piano, and banjo. But I also disc golf, mountain bike, cook, play pool and fish, which are all great as well. I think you need to get out of your own head a little bit and realize that you would be making a huge mistake by trying heists.

If money is an issue you can always try and work a side hustle in addition to your regular job. Won't get you rich, won't get you jailtime.

http://julliengordon.com/50-side-hustles-you-can-start-pretty-quickly-for-50-or-less

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2012/08/15/be-your-own-boss-37-side-hustle-ideas/

Trolling won't get you any money either.