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1 & 1/4 lbs- Rice
1 & 1/4 lbs- Mozzarella Cheese, finely diced
1/4 lbs- Ham, finely diced
1/4 lbs- Pepperoni, finely diced
1/4 lbs- Salami, finely diced
1/4 Cups- Dried Parsley
1/4 lbs- Grated Locatelli Cheese
Allow rice to cool before mixing.
Grind up the meat and mozzarella then mix together with rice.
Mix until it is easy to roll into a ball.
Then coat each ball with flour, dip in egg, then bread crumbs.
Fry until golden brown.