I got lost in Canarsie once back in 86...i saw a cop, got out of my car and said "scuse me, what town am I in?"
Cop looks at me and with this crooked shit eating look-at-this-asshole-from-jersey grin he goes "What TOWN are you in? You're in the TOWN of Brooklyn."
I walked away mumbling... "ok, Jesus Christ, what BORO... so-RYYY!"