But that's okay. As long as the gu'ment check keeps getting direct deposited to your RushCard every month, everything's right with the world. It has a MasterCard logo and everything! You can even rent a car!
Oops. Sorry about that, Cook. I didn't mean to make you feel bad. I forgot about the written requiremant at the DMV. But here in New York, you can get a Metro Card on public assistance. You know, to get back and forth from your imagined job interviews. I'm sure they have a similar program in Chicago.
So good luck job hunting. Just remember to say: Do you want fries with that, Sir? Because people are much more likely to leave a tip in that jar next to the picture of the retarded kids if you address them as Sir or Madam.
