I was in a social club in new york a few years back. Im not gonna mention the name of the club or who it was, so dont ask. It was a nobody wannabe. Thats all ill say. It was 10 am. This guy walks in very frustrated. He hardly drinks. Especially in the morning. He poors a shot. Slams it. Everyone's like whats wrong. He says" im very irritated cause im at my house trying to jerkoff, and my 3 year old niece keeps crawling in the room". He said he had to keep closing his laptop everytime she came in the room.the whole club was dying laughing.