Paul Castellano had left the White House one day to travel to Tampa, Florida. The reason for his visit, according to his lawyer, was elective surgery. But further investigation by the U.S. Attorneys Office in Tampa revealed the true nature of this surgery. Big Paul had received a penile implant, a device that when unfolded would give him a mechanical erection. The implant telescoped inside of him like a manual car antenna.This bit of information raised more than a few eyebrows within law enforcement. Castellano had never been known as a ladies man, but now in the autumn of his years, he was getting himself fixed, presumably to satisfy his new love.
What makes it funnier was that his "love" was actually his middle-aged South American housemaid. It caused a big stir among the more traditional Gambinos when it came out on wiretaps that he was fucking his housemaid while his wife was in the same house (vergogna, senza rispetto!)
