True story….this was years before you needed a passport between the US and Canada.
Some guys from Utica and Rome were coming back from a sit down in the Canadian side of the Falls across the peace bridge. They get to the border and the guard asks the usual questions, but was persistent about if they have anything to declare. (Clearly they ran the plates and a flag came up) About the third time he asked one of the guys yells out “yeah, we got the fucking Queen in the back seat”. They get sent to a staging area, everyone is detained, and the 1976 Eldorado gets torn apart, including the seats and quarter panels. Three days later they were released and told “have a nice day” because miraculously there was nothing illegal in the car. It is a good thing that it was the guy it was who did something so stupid, because anyone lesser would have taken a beating for sure. Instead he got ribbed for it to the day he died. The story was actually told as his funeral.(RIP Rock)


Been there and done it
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