I used to provoke a British guy I knew by saying England should surrender Northern Ireland to Ireland and move the border between England and Scotland to the Roman wall for aesthetic reasons
Willie Marfeo to Henry Tameleo:
1) "You people want a loaf of bread and you throw the crumbs back. Well, fuck you. I ain't closing down."
2) "Get out of here, old man. Go tell Raymond to go shit in his hat. We're not giving you anything."
