How did you battle the Colombos back to New York? Was it a battle on the dance floor, where you got to use both your legs and ARMs? Did you moonwalk them silly? Disco was huge back in the day. Or was it an ARMwrestling contest that settled the beef? Was ARMand Dellacroce involved in some way, part of the ARMy behind you, or did you single handedly tell cARMine persico to fuck off? Weren´t you afraid of the Colombos making pARMa prosciutto out of you? I bet you were ARMed at all times. Didn´t you fear ARMageddon back then?
Would really like to know here and now every single detail of your chARMing life. Do I really have to wait til 2042, when your hARMless book comes out?
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