Remember when you first heard these lyrics? I know they terrified the hell out of me. Who is this guy? Why is he free to roam around the December countryside terrifying little kids? You're damn right I couldn't sleep Christmas Eve; I wasn't gonna let that maniac get me!:

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake ... or else!

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