Here are some jokes I heard in Russia and Italy:

1) Finally Tommaso Buscetta revealed to the judges the names of mafia politicians: Giulio, Cirino, Calogero, Ciriaco….. While the SURNAMES are still clouded in mystery.

2) Putin receives a phone call in the Kremlin:
-Hello.
-It’s the Coca-cola manufacturing company. We have a business offer for you: you change your nation’s flag, by putting the Coca Cola brand on it: white letters “Coca Cola” on a red background, while we pay your country’s debts.
Putin then calls the Prime Minister and asks:
You remember when will our latest contract with the Aquafresh toothpaste company be over?

3) Several people of different nationalities in a restaurant found a fly in their glass of wine. Their reactions:
The one from Sweden asked a for new wine in the same glass
The one from England asked for a new wine in a new glass
The one from Finland took the fly out of the wine and drank it
The one from Russia drank the wine with the fly
The one from China took the fly out of the wine and ate it without drinking the wine.
The one from Israel took the fly out of the wine and sold it to the Chinaman.
The one from the USA sued the restaurant and asked for a 20000000 dollars compensation
The “macho” shouted that wine is a drink for women, stabbed the waiter and asked why don’t they bring him some vodka instead.

4) A survey among different nations: there is a question “tell your honest opinion about the lack of food supply in the rest of the world”.
The Europeans didn’t get what “lack” meant
The Africans didn’t get what “food supply” meant
The Americans didn’t get what “the rest of the world” meant
The Chinese didn’t get what an “opinion” meant
The Italians are still discussing about the meaning of the word “honest”