Confucius say:

Man who eat too many prunes sit on toilet many moons

Man who is jacking into peanut butter jar is fucking nuts

It takes a square ass to shit a brick

Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove

Mothers day comes nine months after Fathers day

Pubic hair is just organic dental floss

The quietest place in the world is the complaint department at the parachute packing plant

A rubix cube is like a penis, the longer you play with it the longer it gets

Just some of my favorites